prosylactic: n. a latex hat that protects the wearer from being subjected to religious proselytizing.

“Whenever I leave the house on a Sunday, I take the precaution of covering my head, down to my ears, with a name-brand prosylactic.”

Why did the hermit have
more than one love doll?

He was polymeramorous!

What should you bring with you when you're not sure whether it's going to rain?

An ummbrella!

My favorite thing to eat during the Super Bowl is a bowl o’ soup.